So, I went into a shop the other day, browsing, minding my own business and this guy walks by and says, "Hey." I responded in kind, "Hey." A few minutes later he approaches me, and in perfect English starts up a conversation. I could tell he wasn't from here, but also not American.
Here's how it went down.
Guy: So do you think this soap will work out for me?
Me: You mean the brand? Yeah, sure. I bet it will be fine. (weird question, right?)
So are you a student?
Yeah, I study on the other side of town.
Cool, I'm a student too. I'm from Angola.
Awesome (walking away)...nice to meet you.
So, do you drink?
What?
Do you drink alcohol?
Um...no.
Really? OK. So can can I have your number?
Sorry, no.
Really? I'm getting hit on by an Angolan guy buying soap that speaks perfect English in the middle of Egypt? Did that just happen? Yes, yes it did. Oh my.